marijuana

marijuana
1. (marijuana) (23678↑, 3207↓)
God's gift to mankind

And God saith "Let there be happiness", and there was marijuana

Author: what do you care http://marijuana.urbanup.com/157105
2. (marijuana) (9026↑, 3749↓)
This is to shut the anti-weed mofuckas up. 1st of all...I could say that weed is a natural plant.....then all you haters would say "oh, but not everythin made in nature is good fo u" rite?....then i would say "is weed that harmful that it would kill you?"...then you couldnt say nuttin 2nd....the business itself.....do you kno how much paper you could make if you deal good shit? ud be a millionaire.....imagine if the US government legalized weed.....do u kno that we'd never have to worry bout economic problems ever again because they'd b so many people buyin and sellin it. supply and demand 3rd....its safer.....more people are addicted to alcohol and cigarettes than weed.....AND DONT EVEN GIVE ME THAT BULLSHIT CUZ CIGARETTES AND ALCOHOL CANNNN KILL YOU.....weed cant....drinkin and driving accidents accidents are more likely to happen by 3x than a smokin and drivin accident... 4th....y not?....the shit gives u suchhh a relaxed state of mind....imagine if you wit ur girl....how much better would you feel wit her THAT relaxed....imagine you at a meeting.....imagine how easy it would be for you to cooperate wit every1....that is only if you smoke enuff to get a good high goin.....not a high as fuck episode. 5th....its great for anorexics....people who so afraid to gain some weight.....jus give em some reefa.....those mofuckin munchies will get to em sooner or later. 6th....its great for social gatherins.....wouldn't you rather smoke, get high, and enjoy your state of mind instead of drink, get drunk as fuck, and puke all over yo frends carpet? 7th....introspective.....you think bout so much shit when you high.....no lie....like after you fed yoself and sit down.....you think bout shit...like God, yo life, yo girl and it clears up a lot of stuff too 8th....if it were legalized.....so many more companies would get more business......the glass industry would be huge because of all the bongs it would make....sandwich bags would be goin good cuz u need somewhere where you stash that shit.....all fast food joints would be makin double the business cuz of all the people wit munchies....and every1 would b eatin brownies all day....haha so you see u fuckheads.....this shit would make our world such a better place.....no wars, no plague, no destruction....jus chillin 24/7.....420 ma niggas........

Mary Jane, AK-47, Buddha, Purple Haze, Strawberry Haze, KB, Rhino, Beast, G13, Blueberry, Maui Howie, Shiva,

3. (marijuana) (5664↑, 954↓)
n. formal name being Cannabis Sativa; a plant containg tetrahydracannibonol, more commonly known as THC, the active ingredient which provides an existential like state of cosmic interaction known as being high. Several different varieties exist, inclduing Sativa and Indica. The physical qualities include tiny red/brown hairs and a white crystalline powder coating. Marijuana is usually grown, dried and then rolled and smoked or used in a pipe or bong. It can also be eaten; it is usually cooked and added to brownie or cookie mixtures. It is sold according to its dried weight in either ounces or grams. The price will vary depending on the quality, amount and/or your dealer. Marijuana is illegal in most western countries, but has currently been decriminalized in Britain. Amsterdam is one country in which the controlled and moderated use of marijuana is not illegal. It can also be cultivated in a solid resinous form known as Hashish or Hash. Other names include grass, herb, ganja, buddha, mary jane, pottery, herbal refreshment.

"Yo\! We just smoked some mary jane up in Olin library\! Now let's go down the gorge and hit that shit\!"

4. (marijuana) (4230↑, 1043↓)
a great way to spend "quality time" with your buddies or loved ones.

I think you and I should get together and spend some "quality time" with the marijuana.

5. (marijuana) (3758↑, 877↓)
A God given medicine

"All the doctor's pills in the world can't stop my buddy's MS Shakes like Marijuana.

6. (marijuana) (2986↑, 711↓)
a term used for the 'drug' coming from the cannabis sativa plant. Many people look down upon it, many see it as harmless and a good way to relieve stress. to clear up any confusion, here are a few basic facts about the effects of smoking marijuana. - it's smoke is sometimes considered more harmful than tobacco smoke, but there is some debate to this; there is more of certain carcinogens in marijuana smoke than in tobacco smoke, but there are more of other carcinogens in tobacco smoke than in marijuana smoke. one way or another, puff for puff, marijuana is more harmful than tobacco. BUT, tobacco smokers take a very significantly higher amount of puffs than a mariujana user in general. - Marijuana alters the way one thinks, perceives the environment, and perceives time. Things seem much more significant when on marijuana, and also time often seems to go by slowly. - It relaxes the user, as oppose to alcahol, which more often than not, alters a person's judgement and ability to make decisions, and causes viloence quite often (makes you think, why is marijuana illegal and alcahol is not?) - alcahol and tobacco both cause much more deaths per year than marijuana; it is impossible to overdose on marijuana. -marijuana is non addictive, and may only become mentally addicting to some users who abuse it over a long period of time. - If you don't want to smoke marijuana, that's cool, but don't label people who do as losers. It does not have all the negative effects as many people believe, or like to believe. -marijuana was made ilegal because an entrepreneur who made his money selling lumber was threatened by the economic value of the cannabis plant- it was a cheap way to make rope and paper, and because of this, this man's lumber business was threatened. therefor, this man made up a story of a teen boy who got high on marijuana and killed his family, then himself. After hearing this horrific story, america decided to ban the plant. I say, legalize it- look at the effects of alcahol\! much more dangerous to the user, AND the people around the user. its insane\!\!

dude, im high on marijuana. im calm and mellow now and i have an appreciation for everything around me.

7. (Marijuana) (2882↑, 763↓)
you crave it, you love it, if you deny it your lying... marijuana is by far the best shit every created. the one thing everyone says they wont do but once they do they cant get enough of it. Marijuana makes this world a better place.. if only more people thought so.

..if there wasnt marijuana life would'nt be half as good.

8. (marijuana) (915↑, 230↓)
This plant is portrayed to be the most dangerous and evil plant ever made, yet there have never been any cases of people getting killed from smoking [weed], and one is 5 times more likely to get addicted to [tobacco] than marijuanna.

Marijuanna is a great way to soothe your pain and depression when used in moderation.

9. (marijuana) (804↑, 144↓)
the greatest thing since sliced bread.

see also [cannabis], [high], and [stoned]

10. (marijuana) (782↑, 181↓)
An herbal remedy used by honest men and women since colonial times in America and ancient times in other parts of the world. This remedy used to decrease the amount of pain one feels after chemotherapy, decrease nausea felt during pregnancy and cancer related treatments, increase the apettite. May cause spiritual enlightenment. The trade, transport, distribution, production and consumption of this plant is strictly prohibited by the governing bodies of the United States of America. Psychological addiction is the predominating cause of concern for future generations.

"I don't smoke Marijuana, I smoke herb."

11. (marijuana) (617↑, 134↓)
The medicine of God. It's a sin that it's illegal. Smoking marijuana profoundly alters one's perception of the universe, helping to assist in perceiving and understanding beauty. (that's why music is so much more intense when stoned.) People who don't like marijuana have either never tried it, or are complete dolts...you know a truly good person by whether they smoke marijuana or not.

Stanley Kubrick films are absolutely incredible on marijuana.

Author: Alexander DeLarge http://marijuana.urbanup.com/1106222
12. (marijuana) (688↑, 209↓)
the most beautiful and natural drug in the world; see [maryjane], [cannabis], [grass], and/or [reefer].

I smoked a fat blunt of this beautiful white rhino marijuana and proceeded on by shooting skinheads in the park.

13. (marijuana) (517↑, 56↓)
Apparently, the one word in the English languages with more synonyms than anyone can keep track of.

Weed, pot, nugget, grass, mary jane, etc.. pretty much you can just say "let's smoke some (any word you want)" and people will know what you mean.

14. (marijuana) (433↑, 87↓)
it's well put by ben harper, he's a good man: herb is the gift from the earth and what's from the earth is of the greatest worth so before you knock it try it first you'll see its a blessing and NOT a curse...

toke up.. its 4:20 bitches

Author: The Crazy Mexicanos http://marijuana.urbanup.com/162699
15. (Marijuana) (376↑, 113↓)
Marijuana the greatest gift from GOD\! well marijuana and tits. GOD is the sole creator of everything in existense meaning he created marijuana. When he placed Adam & Eve in the garden of eden he told them they could eat from any tree's fruit except for that one with the apples or whatever the fuck it was they werent supposed to eat. If marijuana were so bad he would of prohibited adam and eve from it but he did'nt. so i say break up your buds and roll a fat ass blunt and kick back and relax and make sure next time your praying to give GOD [Dap]

Me: Hey you church boy\! come here Church boy: What? Me: Wanna smoke this fat baby right here? Curch boy: Smoking marijuana is bad and considerd a sin. Me: where in the bible does it say you cant smoke herb? Church boy: Um....um....um.... Me: Nowhere dumbass\! Got a light?

16. (marijuana) (330↑, 97↓)
my friend. non addictive,some studies show it not to cause cancer, that gateway drug crap is bs, stop reading and go light up.

*cough cough*... what?

17. (marijuana) (346↑, 124↓)
The best shit in the whole world

Stone that shit and get stoned.

18. (marijuana) (288↑, 70↓)
Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally on our planet. How can you make nature against the fucking law? I think making nature against the law is slightly paranoid. It serves a thousand different functions all over the world, all of them positive, and it has never had any fatalities to account for. And no, pot does not make you unmotivated. Whilst high, you can do everyone that you would usually do, you just realise its not worth the effort.

'Sure, I could get up at dawn and go to a job that i hate and that does not inspire me creatively whatsoever for the rest of my fuckin life. 'Or i could get up at noon, and learn to play the sitar.'

19. (marijuana) (262↑, 60↓)
the "holy herb" put on earth by the almighy for us to use. marijuana relaxes u and makes u think more, u appreciate music alot more when ur high and u become much more aware of whats going on in ur life.

marijuana is know as the holy herb, it is safe to use and does not affect the mind in ways that alchol does.

20. (marijuana) (246↑, 56↓)
Marijuana is the best thing ever created under this sun. People who say marijuana is a bad drug never did have it, has not done it or had not done it in moderation. It’s the dose that makes the poison; table salt can kill you if you eat enough of it. Marijuana mood elevator and gives you a different awareness of the surrounding world but keeps you grounded, other than alcohol which is a depressant and puts you to sleep. Cigarettes and alcohol kill more people each year than car accidents, but they are some how legal? While marijuana is pretty much harmless, you don’t see any body being killed over a bag of marijuana? Did you know the greatest jazz players smoke grass, they where the best players in the world along with many others, some of the best music was created under the influence of marijuana. ITs the best thing to happen to America if it becomes legal.

Is not marijuana included when it read in the bible; "Genesis 1: 12 I have given you all the seed baring plants and herbs to use."?

21. (marijuana) (269↑, 89↓)
It's the caffeine, the nicotine, the miligrams of tar It's my habitat, it needs to be clean, it's my car It's the fast talk they use to abuse and feed my brain It's the cat box it needs to be changed, it's the pain It's women, it's the plight for power it's government The way your giving knowledge slow and throwing in subtle hints It's rubbing it, It's itching it, It's applying cream It's the foreigners sight seeing with high beams, It's in my dreams It's the monsters that I conjure, It's the marijuana It's emberassment, displacement, It's where I wander It's my genre, It's Madonna's videos It's game shows,cheap liquor,blunts, and bumper stickers with rainbows It's angels, demons, gods, it's the white devils It's the monitors, the soundman, it's the fucking mic levels It's gas fumes, fast food, Tommy Hil, mommys pill, Columbia House music club, designer drugs and rhyming thugs It's bloods and crips, five and six, It's stick up kids, It's christian conservative terrorists, it's porno flicks It's the east coast, no it's the west coast It's public schools, it's asbestos It's mentholated, It's techno It's sleep, life, and death It's speed, coke, and meth It's hay fever, pain relievers, oral sex, and smokers breath It stretches for as far as the eye can see It's in the air, in the water, it's in the meat It's indirect, indiscrete, inconsistent, and incomplete It's on the street, every city and everywhere you go In every man it's the insanity, the fantasy, the casualties It's the health care system, it's welfare victims It's assault weapons, it's television religion, and it's false lessons It's cops, pigs with badges guns and sticks It's harassment and a complex you carry when you're running shit It's wondering if you get to eat It's the winter , the weather It's herpes, and it's forever It's the virus that takes the lives of the weak and the strong It's the drama that keeps on between me and my seed's mom It's that need to speek long, It's my hunger for attention It's the wack , who attack songs of redemption It's prevention, It's the first solution It's loosing the retribution, it's mental pollution, and public execution It's the nails that keep my hands and feet to these boards It's the part time job that governs what you can afford It's the fear, It's the fake It's clear it can make time stop and leave you stranded in the year of the snake It's the dollar, yen, pound, it's all denomination It's hourly wages for your professional observations It's on your face and it's in your eyes

marijuana is everything,and everywere even if you dont think it is

22. (marijuana) (194↑, 37↓)
SHOULD be legalized in the us. i dont smoke it, but i still stand behind this belief. 1.it is IMPOSSIBLE to overdose on pot, which is possible to do on other legal perscription medications 2.although smoking one joint is = to 7 or so cigarettes, the average smoker smokes WAY more cigarettes than the average pot smoker Pot smokers do not smoke 3 packs a day of pot. Usually only about 3 joints MAXIMUM are smoked per day. 3.Although it is still dangerous and could possibly cause injuries, things such as getting drunk and driving w/o a seatbelt are just as risky as getting high, although the former is legal and the latter is only enforced SOMETIMES with a small fine of about 100$ or so. 4.The amount of smokers/ former smokers who die each year from smoking related deaths: 440,000 The amount of pot users/ former pot users who die each year from pot related deaths: 0 you tell me which should be legal from those figures. 5.Respectable people such as Barack Obama have used pot (and do not give a thumbs down on this definition if you think obama is not respectable. thats just stupid to do that.) again, i have never used pot. i think it is not a smart thing to do, but that it should be legalized, just like tobacco.

quote from the department of agriculture: "In strict medical terms, marijuana is far safer than many foods we commonly consume. For example, eating ten raw potatoes can result in toxic response. By comparison, it is physically impossible to eat enough cannabis to induce death." quote from abe lincoln: "Prohibition will work great injury to the cause of temperance. It is a species of intemperance within itself, for it goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control mans appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. A prohibition law strikes a blow at the very principals upon which our government was founded." legalize it.

Author: Vyktyr Bilyentktov http://marijuana.urbanup.com/3229901
23. (marijuana) (200↑, 55↓)
The greatest aphrodesiac known to mankind. You can smoke a bowl and jack off to porn like you never have before. You can get high with your girlfriend and fuck all night. You can get stoned with a bunch of young college chicks and then have group sex. You'll swear you've been in heaven. If more couples got stoned and had sex there'd be less divorce in this country. If our leaders got stoned and had sex with their wives or interns, there'd be less war and hence more peace. It truly is the only thing that makes you forget about everything else except feeling good. That's why it will never be legal. Because our leaders know that if everyone is getting high they'll refuse to fight stupid wars for stupid ends so they build marijuana up to be a big evil so most people will lay off it.

I'm going to smoke marijuana and jack off to porn all night long. War? What war?

Author: latenightsmoker http://marijuana.urbanup.com/1854414
24. (MARIJUANA) (185↑, 42↓)
Marijuana is that intoxicating,mind blowing best damn plant in this world.

As offen as you smoke marijuana light that shit up\!

25. (marijuana) (184↑, 53↓)
the best thing you cant get at the store.

i love marijuana\!\!\!

26. (marijuana) (171↑, 50↓)
The Spanish name for the [indian hemp] plant, of which is classed in the Sativa family. The leaves of this plant are used as a euphoric, anxiety, Stress and Violence reducing, appetite Increasing analgesic and anti nauseant. Has been used for spiritual, recreational and Sacramental substance for thousands of years. Sadly in 1927 the Dangerous Drugs Act was passed by the [new zealand] parliament prohibiting its use because it was Bullied by The League of Nations to outlaw it. The act called for the total prohibition of [hemp] the non-intoxicating cousin of Marijuana which had been used in this country for 150 years as a fibre and Fuel source. Sadly today because of hysteria, Xenophobic leaders, [american bullying] and lies this god-given plant remains illegal. and jester your quote about tobacco addiction is misleading in everyway, You can only get hooked on tobacco from Marijuana if you mix the 2 together in one joint, having Marijuana by itself is actually a useful tobaco cessassion aid.

Lets go score some marijuana

Author: Brother Number One http://marijuana.urbanup.com/384723
27. (marijuana) (147↑, 34↓)
Buds of the cannabis sativa or cannbis indica plant. It is usually smoked or sometimes eaten to give you a euphoric, relaxing, yet powerful high. Although it is fairly harmless, it is illegal in the united states as well as several other countries.

I got a ounce of marijuana...lets go smoke it\! Also called: Weed, pot, grass, smoke, ganja, herb, reefer, cheeba, maryjane, green

28. (marijuana) (161↑, 59↓)
good ass shit, LEGALIZE IT\!

wanna get high?--towelle \{south park\}

29. (marijuana) (145↑, 51↓)
God's plant...shouldn't even be considered a drug. Weed makes people more friendly and laid back, and eases their minds. It does not promote violence. If anything, alcohol should be illegal because it alters one's mood and incites violent behavior. Anyone that's a true smoker knows this. It doesn't make you slow or mentally retarded, it doesn't have any health risks, it is a plant God put on this Earth for his children to enjoy and that is all. So roll that hydro\!

If everybody smoked a blunt, believe the mind, the world could be a better place. - Krayzie Bone

30. (Marijuana) (128↑, 39↓)
A sturdy plant, indeginous to all parts of the world, which has a chemical ingredient,delta-9 tetra hydra cannibinol (normally referred to as THC), which induces intoxication. Plainly put, it's a weed that gets you high.

Hey, man, I just got a bag of marijuana. Wanna smoke some?

31. (Marijuana) (119↑, 39↓)
The oldest knowed drug on Earth, most spirtually inlightening, forms elevated creativity levels.

try some ... :)8 \> and tell me

Author: Mary Kisserpair http://marijuana.urbanup.com/231732
32. (marijuana) (112↑, 34↓)
a plant that makes people feel happy inside

"it smokes the reefer"

33. (marijuana) (110↑, 32↓)
The bionic, the bomb, the puff, the blow, the black, the herb, the sensie, the cronic, the sweet Mary Jane, the shit, Ganja, split, reefa, the bad, the buddha, the home grown, the ill, the maui-maui, the method, pot, lethal turbo, tie, shake, skunk, stress, whacky, weed, glaze, the boot, dimebag, Scooby Doo, bob, bogey, back yard boogie.

"Make the most of the Indian Hemp Seed and sow it everywhere." -George Washington

34. (marijuana) (107↑, 31↓)
Marijuana is a green plant witch blossoms beautifully and brings joy to the world. Everyone has experimented with it once in their lives including your family, your idols, and Bill Clinton. Despite what all the straight edge kids at your school say, this shit can make you feel appreciative of everything around you and you realize that this world ain't so bad after all. A plant given from God's anus.

"Hey, this one girl i know takes zoloft." "Wow man, that shit fucks you up." "I know hah. Hey lets go save her." "Alright man, just let me hit up my chron connect, than we'll ride our bikes to Colonia, pick up Mother Nature and save that bitch from herself." "fuck yeah bitch"

Author: Adriansito Hamburger http://marijuana.urbanup.com/1398448
35. (marijuana) (109↑, 40↓)
A so called drug which isn't that strong, and by most, isn't considered a drug. You be suprised, even your local cop might be doing it too.

person \#1: wanna smoke a joint? Person \#2: aiight\!

36. (marijuana) (106↑, 39↓)
A slang term for the dried leaf and/or bud of the various cannabis plants coined in México which translates to Mary Jane. The use of the word became popular in the U.S.A. during the late 1930s when people in the petroleum, cotton, timber, alcohol, and tobaco industries, along with Hary Ansliger who hated Jazz* and Mexicans**, used the word in prohibitionistic propaganda to use people's xenophobic/racist views to create an unconstitutional tax on the substance. *Many Jazz musicians used "Lo Zee Rose" or "Orchestrations" (both slang words for the word being defined). This is why Anslinger wanted to illegalize it. **Use of cannabis was common among Mexicans, Mexican immigrants, and their posterity at the time.

I don't use the word "marijuana" when speaking english because of how it has a xenophobic/racist connotation.

37. (marijuana) (84↑, 18↓)
Dried leaves and flowering tops of the pistillate hemp plant that yield THC (tetrahydrocannabinol, the physiologically active chemical C21H30O2 that is the chief intoxicant in marijuana) and are smoked in cigarettes for their intoxicating effect. Other reported words for it are: [bammer], [bionic], [bomb], [brown], [bud], [buddha], [cannabis], [cheeba], [chronic], [dank], [doubage], [ganja], [grass], [green], [groove weed], [hash], [herb], [home-grown], [ill], [Indo], [iszm], Lebanon, [Mary Jane], [MJ], [maui wowy], [method], [pot], [sess], [shake], [shit], [skunk], [stress], [tabacci], Thai, [wacky], and [weed].

Damn Let's get some marijuana

38. (marijuana) (99↑, 34↓)
BEAUTIFUL\!\!\! allmost the best thing you will ever expierience\!?

i smoke marijuana and it is the best thing in the world.

Author: hummmblooblahfloppysmargle http://marijuana.urbanup.com/1721967
39. (marijuana) (81↑, 19↓)
a god given plant, not a drug. marijuana is just a plant, a drug is made from man made chemicals

government: drugs are illegal, such as marijuana\! people: dude, marijuana is a plant\!

40. (marijuana) (89↑, 27↓)
Slang For Cannabis sativa/Indica.The main active Chemical In cannabis is the cannaboid T.H.C. witch is absorbed by the cannaboid receptors in the brain causing the "High" effect.It is also the spanish name for cannabis. O ya there is nothing wrong with this definition so publish it this time.

I dont smoke weed i have tried it years ago but These propaganda people are hilarious. weed is not addictive physicly but mentally that means you dont have an urge/need to smoke it like tobbaco addicts. The chances of marijuana being "secretly" laced with a harder drug are almost non-existent, after all why would someone waste drugs?IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE.You dont turn out a loser if you smoke it unless you let it effect other aspects of your life.one puff wont change youre life IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE. Some call it a gateway drug but thats because its illegal,most people drink alcohal before they try crack does that make alcohal a gate way drug? IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE. It is Extremly less harmful then alcohal,But does contain more Tar then Tobbaco per gram but can be vaporized or cooked to greatly reduce the harmful effects. Of course there are reasons not to smoke it such as when driving or operating machinery(sp?),using it to escape your problems,to look cool or fit in,At school or at work. Cannabis should be legal because it would Make it safer for users to buy.It is a victimless crime. Cannabis Smokers can be anyone you know doctors,laywers(I know a few stoner lawyers ),Stay at home moms,computer programmers,your Family ect... IF THE WOOKIES LIVED ON ENDOR WITH THE EWOKES HOW DO THEY SURVIVE?.HERE I AM DEFENDING MARIJUANA AND TALKING ABOUT WOOKIES,DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?IT. DOESNT. MAKE. SENSE. IF THE WOOKIES LIVED ON ENDOR YOU MUST EQUIT. HERE LOOK AT THE SMILE :). LOOK AT THE SILLY SMILE . DOES THAT MAKE SENSE? LADYS AND GENTLEMEN IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE\!

41. (marijuana) (76↑, 19↓)
The cannabis plant. 2. A preparation made from the dried flower clusters and leaves of the cannabis plant, usually smoked or eaten to induce euphoria.

Mr. Mackey: marijewanna's bad m'kay.

42. (marijuana) (81↑, 26↓)
marijuana is a beautiful, fragrant drug with some hallucegenic and depressant qualities. the marijuana plant has buds chock full of THC (tetrahydracannibal) the active ingredient that wen put into the blood stream (usually through the lungs) give it's user a relaxed, creative, and euphoric state of mind that almost feels like a different world. good effects (summerized): those who smoke marijuana have a greater appriciation for things like food, peacefullness, music, and philosphy. some bad effects: - paranoia. those who smoke in an environment where they feel insecure (talking to cops, a crowded party etc.) may become paranoid depending upon their personality. you can defeat paranoia by telling yourself just to relax because its never as bad as it seems. this is probably the worst effect of marijuana. - hangovers. for some, the day after smoking marijuanna, they go into withdrawl, and may feel tired, bored, sick, or just [burnt out]. half of this is psychological, caused by the sudden change in state of mind, from being high, to coming down to normalcy. an easy way to get rid of this is to just chill out, or smoke more marijuana. - heart rate. nowadays especially, the high THC levels have a side effect of increased heart rate. this is ironic however, becuase the effect of marijuana on your brain tells you to relax, while your body is ready for action. this may be a weird experience if u pay attention to it, but usually your heart calms down after awhile. if you have heart problems, marijuana is not advised. - stomach ache. food will never taste as good as when your high (or have been starving for days). thus, you may not relize you have been eating nothing but junk food for the last hour and you may get a pretty bad stomach ache. - introspective thoughts. marijuana will cause you to think much differently, this may be disired or undisired (even scary at times). you tend to think about things that you may have never thought about in the past. write down your thoughts. when you come down from your high, youll be surprised at what you wrote. - sleepiness. marijuana can lul you into a deep and restful sleep if you stop doing things that are stimulating. if you watch tv while high, your bound to fall asleep. some people even report having crazy dreams when there high. though usually this isnt a bad effect. thats pretty much the skinny on marijuanna. its a very safe and positive drug. many look down on marijuanna becuase they want to avoid the "stoner" persona. just be yourself. marijuana cannot control your personality. however it may effect your perspective.

i feel like floating on a cloud tonight - i hear that, lets blaze some marijuana.

Author: lawllawllawllawl http://marijuana.urbanup.com/2007140
43. (marijuana) (106↑, 59↓)
A plant (cannabis sativa) that is commonly used for human bodily consumption. Often smoked in things such as a water pipe ([bong], [zong] or [bubbler]), regular [pipe], oxygen masks, [vaporizer]s, [hookah]s, [blunt]s, [joint]s, and [spliff]s, or eaten in things such as [brownies] or [cookies]. Marijuana comes in standardized portions, that then vary dependant upon your dealer. The main divisions are Nick, Dime, Dub, Quarter, Half, Oscar, QP or Cutie, Health, and Baby. Of the lowest quality (but still worth smoking) weed, a Nick is 1.4 gram, a Dime is 2.8 grams, a Dub is 6 grams, Quarters weigh in at 7.1 grams, a Half is 14.2, and Oscars are 28.35 grams, or one ounce. QPs/Cuties are quarter-pounds, or 4 ounces, Helath is short for Health Points, or HP, which is a half pound, or 8 ounces, and a Baby is one pound, or 16 ounces. The first few (Nick through Half) are called such because of their pricing; a nick is $5, a dime is $10, a dub is a bouble dime, so $20, a quarter is $25, and a half is $50 (they're based on a $100 standard). Everything over that is not standardized in monetary amounts, just size; it comes down to your dealer or provider for those pricings. There are multiple differet varieties of marijuana, divided into three different types. Type One is the basic stuff: it will get you high, but isn't as strong as type Two. Type One green is marked by gray ash, inflamed eyes (red and/or glassy), and intense paranoia. Type Two weed is characterized by whiter ash, glassy eyes, decreased paranoia, and mild hallucinations (nowhere near the same as [Savia Divinorum], [Acid]/[LSD], or [Mescaline]). Type Three weed is special. Much likehow you cut [cocaine] with other drugs, this is grown or mixed with other drugs, thus making it hard to judge or characterize a certain persons' high. Type one includes regular, or [regs], Type two include crip, or [crippie]/[crippy], and Type three includes [Purple Haze] (weed mixed with acid) and White Widow (weed mixed with coke, also called "dirty"). There is also a supertype of weed, called "hydro". Hydro is any marijuana plant grown in a hydroponics system, and therefore, any type can be grown hydroponically. This is probably a pointless addition, but it should be noted that the consumption of marijuana in any of its forms is considerably safer than any other drug, be that [tobacco], [caffeine], or any of the considered harder drugs. There are no chances of losing your mind or any of the like when doing marijuana, like there are on [acid], nor is it a lethal addiction, like with [oxycontin] and [crack]. The three most popular ways to do marijuana are (in no particular order) smoking, eating, and drinking. With eating and drinking, there are very few risks. The main one is overdose, and the others fall under the categories of drving accidents and potential jail time. Overdosing on weed is nearly, but not entirely, impossible. One would need 5 (five) pounds of solid THC (tetrahydracannabanoid, the active ingrenient) in their system in order to overdose. In smokers terms, you would literally need to smoke a bowl a second for two days straight. For browniws, since on average, about half of a gram goes into a batch of brownies (roughly a quarter ounce of 'reg' weed), one would need to eat 4,500+ BATCHES of brownies in the same amount of time. Cookies usually have twice the potency, so about 2.250+ batches of cookies. For drinking, one would have to imbibe half a gallon of pure THC, or a gallon and a half of [Green Dragon], which has roughly 33% THC per fluid ounce. Granted, one can make stronger (higher THC concentration) brownies/cookies/drinks, but when you do, you're wasting expensive weed (again, not all weed is as cheap as regs). Smoking, however, opens a slew of problems and risks. For one, its illegal in the States. This makes smoking less viable, as it gives of smoke and a potent stench. Beyond that, one must remember that they are smoking, and that has its own risks. Mostly, carcinogens. That, if you didn't know, is the stuff in the smoke that can (and usually does) cause cancer. One must also concider, though, some of the most popular ways to get high on marijuana involve a filtration system involving water. Carcinogens are primarily water- and alcohol-soluble, so smoking through a bubbler, a bong, or a zong that has a water or alcoholic chamber through which the smoke must pass through, will considerably decrease the amount of carcinogen intake. Marijuana, if legalized, would stimulate the economy and decrease crime rates. Beyond all of the silly reasons, like "its good for anorexics" and "people would eat and make restaurant owners rich", the economy would boost dramatically. Marijuana is a fast- and easy-growing plant, requiring only 12 hours of sunlight and regular watering (for which there are systems that are fully automated), that can be made into incredibly soft and durable materials, such as clothing and paper. If Marijuana was legalized and sold by the government at current prices, the economy would boost dramatically. Were it regulated with the same force that cigarettes and alcohol are, crime rates would plummet*. The government would make a considerable profit off of all parts of the plant, all the way from the leaves down to the stems and seeds. Leaves would be smoked, obviously, stems would be made into cloth and paper goods, and seeds would be planted and sold. Similarly, the glass and plastic companies would receive more business, further stimulating the economy. Crime rates would drop because the growth, sale, and usage wouldn't be illegal. Obviously, driving while intoxicated and public intoxication (like being stupid-high) would be illegal, but gettng baked in the comfort and safety of your own home would not be. *Another thing to worry about is the fact that marijuana is a gateway drug. This is not true in the idea that people who use marijuana are more likely to become addicted to another drug, but rather in the fact that dealers don't make much money off of herb, and try to open their customers to other, often harder and more expensive, drugs. If marijuana was sold legally, like at a gas station or at liquor stores, there wouldn't be harder drugs to sell people on, so they wouldn't be introduced to them, and further on that, they wouldn't feel the need to try them to keep their dealer happy (so said dealer won't cheat them). It is also true that there are more first-try addicts to cigarrettes than there are to alcohol, and far more first-try alcohol addicts than there are to marijuana. Average statistics and polls show 98% addiction rates in tobacco smokers, 76% addiction rates in alcoholic inbibers, and a 52% addiction rate in marijuana users. Beyond that, Marijuana is a naturally occurring plant of sweet scent (even to a non-smoker) and good physical attraction. Only downfall? Bees are affected by THC as well, and Marijuana pollenates with THC (which I find quite commical to watch). Everyone reacts differently, but the same, to Marijuana usage. Some people get sleepy, some people get hungry, some people get intro/extro-verted, others get stupid or silly, some get gigly, and some get all of the above. In all my experience of smoking and eating with all of the people I've done it with, no-one but no-one has ever wanted to go out and do something harmful whilst on the "drug." The criminalization of Marijuana was done based off of a slanderous campaign (starting with the movie "Reefer Madness", portraying a marijuana user getting high and killing his family, followed by himself), and has only stayed illegal because it has been illegal. If stoners would have reacted to the campaign against the herb, the outlawing of marijuana would have been lifted just as quickly as Prohibition. The problem is, they were too busy getting stoned and not being worried to react appropriately. A shame, truly. Beyond its recreational usage, Marijuana is a highly recommended choice by doctors for the treatment of glaucoma patients, extremely depressed patients, and HIV/AIDS -positive patients. In some states, such as California, Nevada, and New-York, it is entirely possible, and probable, to be prescribed [G-13], or government weed, for any of those three reasons, as well as a few similar ones. As a final note, let me point out just a few things. it is a well-known and widely accepted FACT that many of our founding fathers, as well as many of our greatest minds (in America) have smoked Marijuana. George Washington and Benjamin Franklin, as well as Abraham Lincoln, have in their personal diaries or in the first-hand accounts of relatives/co-workers/servers, recorded information regarding their use of Marijuana. This has been true for many a political leader, confirmed as recently as JFK, and even more so than that, Bill Clinton (although, we're told he didn't inhale. Right.). Peace, love, and marijuana.

1."Hey man, can I get a quarter of that mary-j?" 2."Sure. Speaking of which, want to smoke a jay?" 1."Sounds like a plan. Next, we'll hit my bong, and be good for the night." 2."Yeah... this government weed is the shit\!" 1."Hells yeah" ---later--- 1. "Man... you want to do anything?" 2. "Nah, dude, I'm too blazed on this marijuana. Let's stay home and watch tv, dude." 1. "Yeah... just remind me not to smoke before I work, I don't want o lose my job because I was too stoned to move." 2. "You got it. Weed friends don't let friends lose their jobs, bec--" 1. "Because then they can't afford weed. Duh\!"

Author: UrbanEncyclopedia_Mark http://marijuana.urbanup.com/2996363
44. (marijuana) (95↑, 49↓)
it isn't anything tangilbe, it's a way of life. Someone who thinks and talks about it all the time, isn't really a stoner. A stoner is someone who lives the marijuana way of life.

I'll get up around noon, smoke a bowl of marijuana, watch some cartoons, eat breakfast, if I feel like it, i'll excercise. After that, I'll smoke again, then see what my friends are doing.

Author: kindbud County Sherrif http://marijuana.urbanup.com/423763
45. (marijuana) (79↑, 37↓)
the answer to depression

when life hands you lemons, you spark a fuckin bowl. thank you marijuana.

46. (marijuana) (89↑, 47↓)
THE best shit in the world, only illegal in united states cause the politicals asswipes cant make money off of it, think about it, tobacco only grows in certain conditions, alchohol must ferment over a period of time, but u can grow pot in the ditch outside ur house man. if u support pot go look up NORML on a search engine

"Damn dude i am soooo fucked up\!\!\!" "i know dude this is the best shit ever\!" "o my god dude i can feel all my organs moving\!\!\!" "is that normal?"

47. (marijuana) (61↑, 20↓)
A word of a thousand synonyms A small selection is listed below:

420 ace african alaskan thunderfuck apocynum cannabinum ashes aunt mary bag baggie bales bamba bangue bc bud bhang blunt bo bobo bonghit boo bowl bricks broccoli bud buddha bush buzz cannabis cannabis indica cannabis sativa chief chronic columbian gold cryppie cryptonite dagga dank devilweed diggy dirtweed ditch ditchweed dobie domestic don juan doob doobie dope draf draw durban poison fir flowers ganja gash gasper giggle twig gold gong gram grass green greenbud green-sticky griffa happy backy hash hawaiian homegrown hay hemp herb high hocus pocus homegrown hooch hooter hops humboltd indian hemp intsangu (zulu) j joint kenevir kif killer kilos leaf loco weed marijuana mary jane mbanja (pemba) method mexican mj mo moocah moota mooters mootie mor a grifa mountain cabbage nubs nuggets nuggies number one-hit ounce owl panama red parsley pot pounds pr pretendica puff ragweed rainy day woman rasta red bud reefer roach root rope seeds shake shit shwag skunk skunk weed smoke snop spliff stack stash stems stick stone swazi sweet lucy sweet wheat tchene tea texas tea thai-bud thai-stick thrupence bag thumb tree of wisdom trees turkish delight twigs untoque wahupta (sioux) weed whacktabacky whackyweed wheat wood yesca zol

48. (Marijuana) (54↑, 16↓)
The only thing i the world that makes you 100% fine with being bored. Also know as: Ganja, Cannabis, Weed, Pot, Mary Jane, The Kroosh, Reefer, Herb, Grass, Dope, Green Sticky Goop, Booger Brown, Schwag, Regs, Beasts, Homegrown, 420 time, El Diablo de Verde, Hairy Potter, Henry the 8th, Kirmit the Hog Leg, Dr. Phil My Pipe, Sticky Icky Icky, Martin Luther Ding Dong, Bagged Broccoli, The Babysitter, My Only Real Friend, Cheeba, O Chronic Tree, Nuggets, Diggity-Dank, Bag o' Skunk, Tide Dingleberries, Lando Calresin, The Dirty Dirty, Don Juan, Your Highness, Kind Bud, Mr. THC, Natures way of saying HIGH\!

"Yo man you know where i can score a bag of summa dat Martin Luther Ding Dong?" "Shiiit boy you know i gots dat, lemme see dat 20." or my favorite marijuana example "This shits called Deaf\!" "Man that doesn't even sound attractive, you mean I'm going to hit it and die?" "No man not Death it's Deaf\! You hit this shit twice man you can't hear SHIT\!"

49. (marijuana) (84↑, 47↓)
something that should be legal.

ITS WEED BITCH\! Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words????????? what the eff?

Author: Stephanie Soquet http://marijuana.urbanup.com/1082010
50. (Marijuana) (107↑, 71↓)
A sweet leafy plant that is a whole lotta fun to smoke. It will also soon be legal in Canada. Just one more reason Canada is better than the USA.

*Cough\! Cough\!*.....woohhh....that's some heavy marijuana

51. (Marijuana) (55↑, 23↓)
Now before reading this definition know that in this i am ONLY talking about quality marijuana. I know nothing about non quality but that doesnt matter because quality is the only way to go. Marijuana is the Physcoactive plant known scientifically as cannabis sativa or cannbis indica. The herbal form of marijuana consists of dried mature flowers and subtending leaves of pistillate ("female") plants or resin glands. The chemical in marijuana making it phsycoactive is "delta-9 tetrahydrocannabinol" commonly known as THC. Marijuana is commonly known as: Marijuana, pot, bud, weed, grass, dank, chronic, kill, stress, ganja and way too many more to name. Look: Dried leaves stuck together in bud form usually bright green but can be any hue of green sometimes with some purple also. Good marijuana has hairs on it all over the place usually red but again theres far too many types of marijuana to be specific And also it has visible thc all over it if its really good its almost powdery theres so much thc. Good marijuana in nug form is going to have stems going through it. Theres seeds every once in a long while but theyre very uncommon with good pot. Smell: Can smell like anything from skunks to car oil (always in a good way) different kinds of weed have different scents and no two are exactly alike. Feel: Good marijuana has a lot of different textures sometimes its very dense meaning compact and hard and other times its very sticky and moist and easily crushed. Its never a good idea to break apart pot with your fingers because you bruise the thc making the herb less potent. Experts in marijuana smoking use only grinders when they smoke. Marijuana measurements: Quarter pound- 4 ounces Ounce- 28 grams Quarter(fourth)- 7 grams Eigth- 3.54 grams Half eigth- 1.7 grams Average price for good marijuana in grams: 1 to 1.4- 20$ (half 8th)1.7 to 2.3- 25$ or 30$ if your dealers an ass. (8th)3.4 to 3.7- 50$ to 60 dollars depending again on if your dealer is an asshole or not. (Quarter) 7.0 to 7.5- 90 to 100$ depending on how much more than 7.0 he is going to give and quality of the weed usually quarters or super kill are 100 dollars but you can get them as low as 90 some times. (Half ounce) 14 to 15- 150$ or as much as 185 if your dealer is worried about profit. (ounce) 28 to 30- about 300 to 350 depending on quality and dealer. If your in the market for some marijuana and it does not fit into the above criteria say no. If its brown turn it down.

"Hey man\! i just got 2.7 of some killer for 30 lets get baked\!\!\!" 20 minutes later... "i love you dude" "i love you too dude but i love marijuana more"

52. (marijuana) (58↑, 29↓)
The greatest plant ever known to man. See the song "Down to tha Last Roach" by yours truly, Eazy muthafuckin' E.

none necessary, just go out and smoke some.

53. (marijuana) (67↑, 39↓)
the best stuff ever makes you feel good and relaxed not bad at all should be legal

i love to smoke marijuana

54. (marijuana) (77↑, 49↓)
A plant from the hemp family with narcotic properities. Side-effects of smoking marijuana included, but not limited to: - increased appetite - lethargy - euphoria Users of marijuana also become annoyingly knowledgable about it with long-term use and usually can't talk about anything else. Legalization advocates are usually friendly and bengin, but can be obnoxious.

Marijuana is formal name being Cannabis Sativa; a plant containg tetrahydracannibonol, more commonly known as THC, the active ingredient which provides an existential like state of cosmic interaction known as being high. Several different varieties exist, inclduing Sativa and Indica. The physical qualities include tiny red/brown hairs and a white crystalline powder coating. Marijuana is usually grown, dried and then rolled and smoked or used in a pipe or bong. It can also be eaten; it is usually cooked and added to brownie or cookie mixtures. It is sold according to its dried weight in either ounces or grams. The price will vary depending on the quality, amount and/or your dealer. Marijuana is illegal in most western countries, but has currently been decriminalized in Britain. Amsterdam is one country in which the controlled and moderated use of marijuana is not illegal. It can also be cultivated in a solid resinous form known as Hashish or Hash. Other names include grass, herb, ganja, buddha, mary jane, pottery, herbal refreshment.

55. (marijuana) (64↑, 36↓)
The substance that was made illegal due to racism

The government made marijuana illegal because they said it made black people violent and brought mexicans to America, thats fucked up

56. (marijuana) (78↑, 52↓)
Marijuana makes you strong and clever.

"This marijuana tastes piquant, ambrosial, nactareous and divine. I will now go lift some weights."

57. (marijuana) (45↑, 18↓)
n. Etymology: Mexican Spanish mariguana, marihuana Date: 1894 1. The dried leaves and flowering tops of the pistillate hemp plant that yield THC (tetrahydrocannabinol - chief intoxicant in marijuana). And are smoked or eaten for their intoxicating effect. The sticky resin of the plant, called hashish, can be used for an even greater sense of euphoria. AKA - pot, weed, Mary Jane, dope, grass, ganja. Nicknames of the actual user – stoner, pot-head, [waspoid], wasteoid.

i love [waspoid]s

58. (marijuana) (72↑, 45↓)
a very good herb that i smoke :)

lets go roll a marijuana joint and smoke it

Author: potty mctokealot http://marijuana.urbanup.com/158881
59. (marijuana) (61↑, 34↓)
A plant that gets you high

roll that shit, light that shit, smoke that shit, pass that shit\!

60. (Marijuana) (58↑, 33↓)
Da Good Shit\! that god created on the 8th day\!

"Nigga we out to smoke some of dis fine sticky icky icky\!"

61. (Marijuana) (30↑, 9↓)
the most beautiful thing in the world\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

"Did you have marijuana today? I sure didn't and i'm depressed." "Yes, mama dearest, i did, and in my world the sun is shining." "Damn, i wish i had marijuana today :("

62. (marijuana) (36↑, 15↓)
So bob marley had it right onnnn "Yeah, man. It's time to let de people get good herbs and smoke. Government's a joke. All dey wan' is ya smoke cigarettes and cigar. Some cigar wickeder den herb. Yeah, man, ya can't smoke cigar. Smoke herb. Some big cigar me see man wit', God bless\! Me tell him must smoke herb." kind of confusing but gets the point across. Yep im gonna go with [basically] everybody else on Marijuana. IT IS AWESOME. i mean, there are SOME drawbacks. dont smoke a ton of it if you have a small system cuz it will mess you up in life, sort of. So if your small, dont smoke as much. But its fun, and there are 000000 deaths from it a year. why smoke a disgusting ciggy when you could smoke a/ out of a wonderfull joint/bowl/bong. Its an amazing feeling and it smells good and it makes you laid back and less uptight and it can be used as medicine for a million illnesses.

puff puff, puff puff. Nice hit 'blowin smoke everywhere' marijuana

63. (marijuana) (44↑, 23↓)
1.the least harmful drug on earth. 2.has no long term effacts at all. 3.a great way to party\!\!\!

1.Hey Nigguh puff puff pass daauuyymm\!I need my marijuana\!

64. (marijuana) (35↑, 15↓)
1. The cannabis plant. 2. A preparation made from the dried flower clusters and leaves of the cannabis plant, usually smoked or eaten to induce euphoria. a.k.a. scooby snacks, weed, mary jane, pot, hydro, grass, dope, ganja, gage, sess, sens, skunk

Let's go smoke some marijuana

65. (marijuana) (30↑, 11↓)
the bionic, the bomb, puff, blow, black, herb, the sensie, chronic, sweet Mary Jane, shit, Ganja, split, reefer, bud, buddha, homegrown, the ill, maui-maui, method, pot, lethal, turbo, thai, shake, skunk, stress, wacky, weed, glaze, the boot, dimebag, Scooby Doo, bob, bogy, backyard boogie

Yo, what are some other terms for marijuana?

66. (marijuana) (45↑, 27↓)
weed, weed, the magical smoke, the more we get, the more we toke.

marijuana is a drug, everyone has there own reaction, me...... i just smoke, choke, and toke again

Author: mary-jane and homer the stoner http://marijuana.urbanup.com/220554
67. (marijuana) (26↑, 9↓)
The amazing and wonderful green leaf that lets me write deeply intelligent four page philosophy papers and ace them.

pals: Did you just write a four page paper on the parallelism of Plato's The Cave and The Truman show? me: yeah man, but not until I smoked a few bowls of hotass marijuana\!

Author: willow sunshine http://marijuana.urbanup.com/2583948
68. (marijuana) (34↑, 17↓)
Now officially America's number 1 cash crop as of the end of 2006. The FDA estimates that 30-50 million Americans are habitual Marijuana users. A few hundred Americans which do not fall into that category run the government--and they're all coke heads (no wonder they need so much money)\!

Them government boys sure would eliminate the deficit RIGHT QUICK if they started growing and selling marijuana\!

69. (marijuana) (40↑, 23↓)
[sticky icky icky],[weed],[hash],[grass],[mary jane],[dope],[reefer],[bud],[left handed cigarette],[hemp],[canabis],etc.

I got some good

70. (marijuana) (42↑, 26↓)
the best thing in the world. it makes you feel like everything is perfect. just dont EAT it like in pot butter or just, ya know however you eat it if you don't do weed a lot because then you might get paranoid, think you are going to die, and then tell your parents that you did it. you can only overdose on marijuana if you use as much as your body weight which is like impossible. many studies say it doesn't cause cancer. it helps clean out your arteries and veins and stuff. it's good for you.

Marijuana is a good thing.

71. (Marijuana) (27↑, 12↓)
A currently illegal drug that has inspired such controversy that both sides of the argument have resorted to shamelessly making false claims. The truth is that marijuana is undeniably harmful to our physical and mental functioning. However, the argument against it cannot be made from this fact alone, as many legal products (including alcohol and arguably cigarettes) are more damaging to our medical and social wellbeing. Arguments that it is a socially damaging practice and should be prohibited (which I will not support or deny due to it being considerably weighted with opinion), cannot be effectively made from a medical standpoint as long as similar or more damaging products are legally and socially allowed to rip our families and the lives of our citizens apart. However, arguments that it should be allowed without restriction are equally fallible if made from the stance that it is helpful, as much research indicates that it is actually very counterproductive to physical and mental health. As this statement is more ambiguous than a marijuana-alcohol comparison, I will now state several medical facts reinforcing the validity of it. All quotes are from confirmedly unbiased medical research. However, as it has come through myself, it should be viewed as a secondary source; regardless of your personal views or intent, it would be best to do your own research. On general effects, the following analysis was provided. "Within a few minutes after inhaling marijuana smoke, an individual's heart begins beating more rapidly, the bronchial passages relax and become enlarged, and blood vessels in the eyes expand, making the eyes look red. The heart rate, normally 70 to 80 beats per minute, may increase by 20 to 50 beats per minute or, in some cases, even double. This effect can be greater if other drugs are taken with marijuana.” "As THC enters the brain, it causes a user to feel euphoric - or ‘high’ - by acting in the brain's reward system, areas of the brain that respond to stimuli such as food and drink as well as most drugs of abuse. THC activates the reward system in the same way that nearly all drugs of abuse do, by stimulating brain cells to release the chemical dopamine." "A marijuana user may experience pleasant sensations, colors and sounds may seem more intense, and time appears to pass very slowly. The user's mouth feels dry, and he or she may suddenly become very hungry and thirsty. His or her hands may tremble and grow cold. The euphoria passes after awhile, and then the user may feel sleepy or depressed. Occasionally, marijuana use produces anxiety, fear, distrust, or panic." On the subject of mental damage over time, the report had this to say: "Marijuana's damage to short-term memory seems to occur because THC alters the way in which information is processed by the hippocampus, a brain area responsible for memory formation. Laboratory rats treated with THC displayed the same reduced ability to perform tasks requiring short-term memory as other rats showed after nerve cells in their hippocampus were destroyed. In addition, the THC-treated rats had the greatest difficulty with the tasks precisely during the time when the drug was interfering most with the normal functioning of cells in the hippocampus." "As people age, they normally lose neurons in the hippocampus, which decreases their ability to remember events. Chronic THC exposure may hasten the age-related loss of hippocampal neurons. In one series of studies, rats exposed to THC every day for 8 months (approximately 30 percent of their lifespan), when examined at 11 to 12 months of age, showed nerve cell loss equivalent to that of unexposed animals twice their age."

Shamelessly Untruthful/Uneducated Anti-Marijuana Advocte: "Marijuana is more harmful than alcohol\! All perscribed drugs are better than pot\! It causes cancer\! If you've smoked anything in your life, you're evil\!" Shamelessly Untruthful/Uneducated Pro-Marijuana Advocate: "There's nothing wrong with pot\! You can't get cancer from smokin' the stuff\! You're a goody-goody who just wants us to have no fun\! It causes no problems with your brain or body\!" Intelligent/Educated Person: Any drug, illegal or otherwise, that has such a profound effect on the human body and brain is a powerful substance that should be viewed and used with some degree of caution. We, as modern citizens of the world, should do our best to make large-scale political and legal decisions based on facts, and not the outrageously asinine blatherings of 'extremist 'conservatives' and 'liberals' who are taking a stance on the topic solely to garner support.

Author: a_voice_of_reason http://marijuana.urbanup.com/4077171
72. (Marijuana) (33↑, 18↓)
Pronounced: [ mar-uh-wah-nuh ] Dried leaves from the female hemp plant is usually smoked as a form of a narcotic and hallucinogen. Hemp plants contains THC \{Tetrahydrocannabinol) the main active chemical in Marijuana. The membranes of certain nerve cells in the brain contain protein receptors that bind to THC. Once securely in place, THC kicks off a series of cellular reactions that ultimately lead to the high that users experience when they smoke marijuana. If someone is high on marijuana, he or she might: Seem dizzy and have trouble walking; Seem silly and giggly for no reason; Have very red, bloodshot eyes; and Have a hard time remembering things that just happened. When the early effects fade, over a few hours, the user can become very sleepy or very hungry\! [also known as "the munchies"] ;)

Common street names for marijuana include: Pot, Grass, Weed, Bud, Jay, Reefer, Joint, Ganja, Herb, Dope, Smoke, Boo Ya, Red Hair, Chronic, The Green, The Kind, Mary Jane, Skunk, Sens, Thai Sticks, Hash, Hashish, Mowie Wowie, J, Hooter, Toke, Ysca, Budah, Bionic, Schwag, Indica, Mex, Herbage, Doobage, Wacky Tobacky, Hemp, THC, Indo, Homegrown, Doobie

73. (marijuana) (44↑, 29↓)
Trendy - "The bubonic chronic" N00b - "My Spanish step-mom's name" Hippie - "Breakfast" Canadians - "Subject of national pride"

I want to toke on this marijuana. Yet, I am afraid I don't know how to smoke this marijuana. Therefore, I am afraid I will choke on the smoke from this marijuana.

74. (marijuana) (49↑, 34↓)
spanish for mary jane.... that makes sense\!

namers of marijuana (ofcourse smoking it): hey lets name this mary jane\!

75. (marijuana) (45↑, 30↓)
a cuban girl's name

Marijuana; no mon. Don be disrespecting. Marijuana is a girl from Cuba. No, ganja, no. Ganja is a bird from Australia. Herb man. Herb...

76. (marijuana) (48↑, 34↓)
"mari-juana" *Marijuana* is Mexican for Marihuana. "mari-" *Mari* is Mexican for Polish "Maria". "Maria" is english "Mary" which was The Mother of Jesus. "-juana" *Juana* is Mexican for Polish "Joanna". "Joanna" is female, male version of it is "Jan". "Jan" is english "John" which was The Father of Jesus.

Mary symbolizes "marriage, the whole, all, femine" John symbolizes "one, point, masculinity" Marijuana symbolizes God.

77. (marijuana) (18↑, 5↓)
the most amazing thing in the world. my new best friend :)

I smoked some marijuana and then continued on with the BEST night of my life.

78. (marijuana) (28↑, 15↓)
green. pot. grass. mary jane. french toast. dank.

hey im johnny i smoke marijuana.

Author: christopher wells http://marijuana.urbanup.com/2138518
79. (marijuana) (23↑, 11↓)
the best damn plant in the whole world

jon smoked marijuana and realized how great it truly is.

80. (marijuana) (50↑, 38↓)
the coolest thing ever; a green plant; a plant you smoke

man this marijuana is the best. lets smoke more man\!

Author: man of the hour http://marijuana.urbanup.com/8727
81. (marijuana) (22↑, 11↓)
Mr Mackeys favorite word.

"Marijuana is bad mmm....kay?"

Author: wrang-tang(SCOTT IS AN EXTREME FAGGOT\!\!) http://marijuana.urbanup.com/2727096
82. (marijuana) (14↑, 4↓)
The most misunderstood plant on the planet

Person One: That marijuana stuff is so bad for you. It causes cancer and kills you and.... Person Two: Shut up.

Author: Random Wandering Person http://marijuana.urbanup.com/4234347
83. (Marijuana) (27↑, 17↓)
God's gift to the world\!

For God so loved the world that he left his only begotten BUD. AKA Marijuana

Author: Michael Sanchez http://marijuana.urbanup.com/2217749
84. (Marijuana) (27↑, 17↓)
Marijuana grown from the cannabis sativa plant Active ingrediant THC also know as delta-9-tetra-hydrocannabinol

Marijuana is a hell of a drug

85. (marijuana) (10↑, 1↓)
Relax newbie, I will make you experience an intense feeling just from this text alone.. When you are high you feel so heavenly, and it's hard to think or be angry.. But you don't need to.. Just drift off into the information pool by the mountainside. You will never have to worry again because you will be lifted off to heaven.. I'm here for you, and so is everyone else. Life will go on no matter what happens, and you will never hate again. Please, no need for thought, just relax and enjoy yourself.. I'm sorry, but I must be getting off\! I don't want to be late for school\!

marijuana is the best thing ever and the government is watching you. The Government doesn't care for you\! Snap out of it\! We must stop Uncle Sam\!

86. (Marijuana) (12↑, 4↓)
Something that most people on the internet claim to love, yet the majority of them have probably never used it. And even those who actually have, probably only smoke it occasionally while claiming to smoke it daily. It does not take a special kind of person to smoke it, nor does it make you a special kind of person for smoking it. It does not make you a gangster, hippie, revolutionary, etc., only your beliefs do. If you do happen to smoke it, it's just a minor detail.

Saying you smoke marijuana doesn't make you any more interesting than it does to say you breathe oxygen. Whether you do smoke it or you don't, it's not a big deal in any way.

87. (marijuana) (54↑, 46↓)
not a drug. the definition of drug, by dictionary.com is: A chemical substance, such as a narcotic or hallucinogen, that affects the central nervous system, causing changes in behavior and often addiction. Chronic is not a narcotic, because a narcotic is ADDICTIVE. mary-j is NOT addictive whatsoever. you may like it so much that you want to always do it, but it is in NO way addictive. they say snoops addicted, he's not, he just loves it. Chronic is not a hallucinogen. it does not induce hallucinations. It does not affect your CNS and is not addictive. for these reasons, its not a drug. its an amazing thing tho, because you cannot be allergic to it. the first few tiems, its hard to take, cuz the smoke makes you cough, but the feeling is worth it. Marijuana is a favourite drug in this current point in history, it is so that it has almost become socially acceptable to smoke mj. Many rappers sing about and smoke marijuana, including but not limited to, Snoop Dogg, 50 Cent, Eminem, Petey Pablo, 2pac, Biggie Smalls and so on. It was first outlawed in the early to mid 1900's in the USA when it was brought over by the mexiacns. in canada, when the canadian government was having a meeting to discuss narcotics and drugs, a member of the house of commons said 'we have a new drug to add to the list, Cannabis Sativa' one of the members of parliment asked 'what is this, Cannabis sativa?' to this, the man who first spoke replied that he did not know. They outlawed it by reccomendation by the US government, who knew it had no negative effects on anybody (and it still hasn't been proven that there are, its never killed ANYONE. you CANNOT overdose on weed). the canadian government banned weed without even knowing what it is. why's it still banned? old habits die hard ;)

-lets go blaze sum marijuana -aiite

88. (marijuana) (8↑, 1↓)
1. A substance on which everyone feels obligated to share his or her opinion 2. A substance which everyone at my high school smokes and talks about at great, great, GREAT length. Seriously.

I personally conduct research on marijuana using legitimate sources, though i do of course appreciate the opinions of the dear users of urbandictionary

Author: uhhhh someone exciting http://marijuana.urbanup.com/4035845
89. (Marijuana) (19↑, 12↓)
The almighty herb. almost half the world smokes weed yet its styll iligal? like seriously theres a marijuana March in downtown toronto wich i go to every year if something was supposed to be illigal, why do they make it legal for one day for one day u can break the law thats like having the murder march everyone goes around shooting peope and they dont get in trouble you cant do that with any other drug if you had a "coke march" those junkies would kill each other.. evry year at the march nothing goes wrong, it is a peacfull event that takes place every year in may. and think of this: if it was legal we wouldnt be in a recession because stoners would be buying weed from the stores.. HELLOOOO\>\> ECONOMIC SURPLUS\!\! the greatest musicians to ever live produced there music under the influence of marijuana. think about it, alcohol and ciggarettes kill tonnes of people every single day, yet not even one person in the world has died from smoking herb. its not addictive either although ciggarettes and alchohol are\! its a plant that grows from the ground, mother nature\! you cant make beautiful mother nature illegal. set the herb free\! set mother nature free\! light up your herb and fight for your rights\!

Herb ed: about to spark my marijuana blunt littl boy: its illegal\! Herb ed: no its not, hit this shit here Boy: whoaa this is sick, i can do my homework better, play my guitar better, and i can concentrate in school\!

90. (Marijuana) (9↑, 3↓)
A plant, by the majority, are mis-educated about it. Thinking of it to be both a drug and a gateway to actual drugs that actually can kill. When in reality, it has vast medical benefits, near to impossible to overdose on.

(Teacher) "Marijuana is not only a gateway drug, but it kills\!" (Student \#1) "I agree\!" (Student \#2) "Really? How many has it killed so far?" (Teacher) "Well.....um....it's a gateway drug" (Student \#2) "Ah huh....What else do you believe the government tells you that isn't true?"

Author: Garrett Szilard http://marijuana.urbanup.com/4392285
91. (marijuana) (11↑, 5↓)
tasty drug that filters out the bullshit in life and makes you see what really matters.

stoner 1: dude, marijuana is the best stoner 2: yup

Author: a blue and lime dog http://marijuana.urbanup.com/3448830
92. (Marijuana) (10↑, 5↓)
Would bring about world peace if mandated one toke a day worldwide. Einstein was smoking it when he discovered relativity, and that's a fact buy his memoirs it's in there. It's a shame it's illegal, the only reason is because it is the most common drug, basically a cash cow for the courts. Also, "marijuana" is a racist term, it's not Spanish ("mota" is the term for pot). It's xenophobic to call it this and if you want to sound the least bit educated call it "Cannabis"

"Einstein smoked marijuana and destroyed Newton's classical theory of mechanics, yet somehow if you smoke it people call you stupid" "What do Salvador Dali, Van Gogh, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin, Einstein, and Kurt Vonnegut all have in common?" "They were all geniuses?" "well, yea, but they all loved marijuana too"

93. (Marijuana) (11↑, 6↓)
or Cannabis or Hashish A schedule 1 (bulls*\!t) drug that currently is illegal in most of the united states. Inspires stoner Rock, like Monster Magnet, Queens of the stoneage, and Kyuss, there fore one of the greatest things to ever happen ever.

WEED\! MARIJUANA\! LOVE\! LIFE\! BEAUTITY\! THE MEANING OF IT ALL\!

Author: Witchfinder General http://marijuana.urbanup.com/3852971
94. (marijuana) (33↑, 28↓)
Weed Reffer Marijuana Herb. Down here we call it that "WOOD" South Georgia you ain't heard. Legion of Dank- Shouts to Arni Kit Qazra Herbal Ghost Evil... MIKEY YOUR IN A DICTIONARY\!\!\!

TuPac ain't dead he is stuck in my head. With the THC.Smoking "WOOD" SIPPING hENNESey\!\!\!

95. (Marijuana) (13↑, 9↓)
A PLANT that contains tetrahydracannibonol aka THC people may say this is a drug but they are lieing big time and have no clue what a drug is..... a DRUG is made from multiple chemicals to produce a DRUG.

DRUGS are bad...... thats why I smoke Marijuana

96. (Marijuana) (7↑, 3↓)
the greatest shit ever. smoke weed everyday. some weed every night. it doesnt fuckin' matter, weeds still amazing. it brings everyone together, no matter people's difference.

Jock: got bud? Nerd: helllll yeah\! Jock: lets tokeee, man. -2 hour toke break- Jock: man, your tight as balls. Nerd: balls are tight? Jock: marijuana is fuckin' tight, and it DOESNT ruin your life.

Author: nerdystonnnnner http://marijuana.urbanup.com/4465147
97. (marijuana) (8↑, 4↓)
Gods gift to man when times get tuff or you just want to have some fun

God made everything on earth including marijuana so legalize it

98. (marijuana) (14↑, 10↓)
A term borrowed from the Mexican slang word "marihuana" (with silent "h" and originally meaning "a badly rolled cigarette" before becoming more widely applied to female cannabis flowers cured for smoking), popularized in the U.S. by early 20th century news media. Its purpose was to exploit the widespread racist sentiment in the U.S. while distracting people from the fact that "marijuana" was actually the same as cannabis, a fundamentally important crop -- to the end of facilitating cannabis prohibition.

"Marijuana is bad because it's illegal; and illegal because it's bad."

99. (Marijuana) (5↑, 2↓)
a plant used by various founding fathers, smoked to make humans relax and cause a "high" state of mind, also could open new opportunities for farmers and generate green jobs for thousands if the government would fuck off.

decide with logic and factual knowledge about marijuana. Does prohibition really help against America's supposed "Drug-war"?

Author: LogiclyinformedMF'R http://marijuana.urbanup.com/5134901
100. (Marijuana) (5↑, 3↓)
A drug which can be used in 3 ways: 1-To forget about problems and escape reality 2-To simply party 3-To burst open your mind and allow you to understand yourself and the world around you in a radically different light Obviously, marijuana can be abused; but this is no different than caffeine or gambling or any countless number of habit-forming substances and behaviours. Addiction is not exclusive to weed. It exists everywhere, and weed is a far less dangerous drug than alcohol or tobacco. Weed can have problematic effects in the long run. but it should not be grouped with more fully destructive drugs like heroin, meth, or cocaine. For people who have never tried the bud, and associate it only with drop-outs and losers, they should do a little research and explore the culture of cannabis a little more. Countless weed smokers have found untold success in life even with a history of drug use. Weed can be destructive or incredibly and positively life-changing. Don't be fooled by the swarms of half-truths and propaganda which fly from the mouths of anti-weed activists; if marijuana hits you the right way, it can allow for profound understanding of music, art, film, people, life, the soul...whatever you want. (It can also be very habit forming). Try a little, but understand that if you smoke enough you could change yourself forever, mellow you out, make you appreciate life more fully, make you think more...or fuck up your lungs or mind forever In an case...smoke up.

Marijuana Smoker 1: Woah man...now I can forget about my drinking problem, multiple DUIs, assault record, meth habit, and the giant tigar that lives in my basement maaaan Marijuana Smoker 2: (Giggles incoherently) lolz Marijuana Smoker 3: Wow man...I understand the meaning of life. Let's pack another blunt. Anti-weed non-blazer: \#\@&^&( LOSERS LOSERS LOSERS WEED IS ILLEGAL GUYS ITS WRONG MAKES YOU STUPID UR GUNNA RUIN YOUR LIVES WHY DO YOU DO IT IS STUPID STUPID WRONG DONT DO IT YOU LOSER POTHEADS &^$%\#

Author: somerandomguy432 http://marijuana.urbanup.com/5501506
101. (Marijuana) (4↑, 2↓)
If you really had to look this up on urban dictionary to figure out what it meant you really need to get out more

marijuana

102. (Marijuana) (4↑, 2↓)
1.Drug scientifically proven to be less harmful to the liver, mind, lungs, and throat than most other substances. Something physically HARMLESS but can become a depressant in excess. Like any other fucking thing you enjoy. 2. Substance which needs to be legalized to help the economy at the expense of no one. Something kept on the back burner of pussy Democrats who represent a progressive agenda or something that is mindlessly criticized by over zealous and incompetent jesus freaks in the republican party.

Marijuana has been known to relax the soul and open the mind

103. (Marijuana) (6↑, 4↓)
The best substance ever given to mankind. The ultimate gift from God.

Marijuana is what makes the worlt d go round\!

104. (Marijuana) (10↑, 8↓)
The flower of love. Brings relaxation, new thought processes, and a general feeling of happiness when used wisely. Also gives a really cool body high.

Before I started to smoke [weed] I was so tightly wound, but now I'm laid back and chill. Yay marijuana\!

Author: eyesmokechronic http://marijuana.urbanup.com/3898727
105. (marijuana) (10↑, 8↓)
Noun. The most beautiful and underestimated plant on the face of this huge planet. Barred by governments because it causes mass peace whenever used. So wonderful to be under the influence\! (of some [pot])

Guy 1: Dude, I just bought some goodass [northern lights]. Guy 2: FOR REAL? That shit is rare\! Guy 1: Hell yeah now shut the fuck up and let's blaze on this [sticky-icky]. Guy 2: I love marijuana. (takes a hit)

106. (marijuana) (34↑, 32↓)
The dried leaves of the cannabis plant containing the chemical THC which gives the user the feeling of being "high".

"Hey man, let's smoke this 6 gram blunt\!" "aite" "Damn this is some bomb ass marijuana" "Wanna save the rest for later?" "What are you? A pussy? I never quit on a blunt" "Let's go buy some forties" "aite"

107. (marijuana) (1↑, 0↓)
A magical gift from beyond, grown to be consumed as a herb but smoked instead. Unleashes the creativity of human mind.

[Steve Jobs] would of smoked marijuana [herb] numerous amounts of times.

108. (Marijuana) (1↑, 0↓)
The slang term for the result of crushing the [Cannabis] plant's roots, stem, and leaves There are three different species; Cannabis Sativa, which is what makes you high and gives you the munchies, Cannabis Indica, which is more of a depressant, and Cannabis Ruderalis, which really does nothing if ingested or smoked. It is popular to cross breed Sativa and Indica, which is what most users buy. The effects associated with Marijuana are; -An increased heart rate -Muscle relaxation -Dry mouth (Or "Cotton Mouth") -Reddening/Irritation of the eyes (Also an after effect) It is notable that while if you're obese, you may get a heart attack, but it is extremely difficult to overdose on Marijuana.

Marijuana's in tea, [joint]s, [spliff]s, and mixed with tobacco. Spanish for "[Mary Jane]" (Slang). Has more slang terms than I can remember.

Author: 12345678987654321isfordrtran http://marijuana.urbanup.com/5895953
109. (Marijuana) (5↑, 4↓)
A beautiful, magical herb that brings joy and happiness to all the people of the world who are open minded enough to give it a chance.

Mom: Smoke the marijuana, it'll make you feel young, alive, vibrant and colorful\! Child: O.O Ok. Government: *Arrests mom*

110. (marijuana) (4↑, 3↓)
the way to feel good

that marijuana made my bad day go good

111. (Marijuana) (5↑, 4↓)
The drug of choice for many and a great way to relax. Was used by the 1960's hippie generation in massive amounts. It should be make legal but [bible thumper]s and old people in the baby boomer generation and generation x are too close minded and ignort to want that.

Marijuana rules.

112. (marijuana) (9↑, 8↓)
NOT A DRUG\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

dad- have you been doin drugs you- WTF DAD MARIJUANA IS A FUCKING PLANT

113. (Marijuana) (0↑, 0↓)
A remarkably non-toxic substance used to explore an alternate consciousness. in other words, it's not so much about "getting high" as it is about seeing the importance in the normally mundane, and being able to make connections and notice more than you ever thought possible. Picture your mind as a half opened eye, marijuana opens that eye fully, if only for a limited time. No it will not kill you, and no it is not a gateway drug. let's apply the gateway drug to something else, shall we? would you say that masturbation leads to the act of rape? would you say that riding a tricycle when you are young leads to joining a motorcycle gang? it seems absurd when the gateway drug "logic" is applied to other situations.

Responsible user number 1: care for some marijuana Responsible user number 2: Oh no thanks, I have work to do today, but some other time definitely. OR Responsible user number 1: care for some marijuana? Responsible user number 2: Well, I have nothing that needs to be taken care of today, lets toke up.

114. (marijuana) (5↑, 6↓)
the best thing since sliced bread

dude this marijuana is AMAZING\!

115. (marijuana) (10↑, 11↓)
An illegal drug that turns people into douchebags that do nothing except complain about how they want it legal and about how they think it is "the cure for the world's problem". Users also try to find something bad about those against it.

Dude 1: DUDE\! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? MARIJUANA IS NOT ADDICTIVE\! $&\#\@ OFF\! Dude 2: If it wasn't, why won't you quit/ Dude 1: 'CAUSE I LIKE IT\! ALSO, I LOOKED UP YOUR BACKGROUND HISTORY AND YOU DIDN'T PAY YOUR TAXES ONE TIME\! Dude 2: Why did you go through the trouble to figure that out just to protect an illegal drug? Dude 1: $\@^* OFF\!

116. (marijuana) (0↑, 2↓)
Oh my god. Oh my god. Marijuana gave me super powers, made me the president and it's only noon\! Now it's time to get up, stop dreaming, and smoke a bowl. Oh my god. Oh my god. Marijuana. Yea. Smoke weed every day.

Marijuana made my cat stare at me like she knew my secrets

117. (marijuana) (9↑, 14↓)
If your planning to skim over my definition, basicly what i'm trying to say is that Marijuana isn't addictive at first and it is probobly about as dangerous as tobacco. To start, I want to say that America hates Marijuana and having no personal experiance with weed, some of my facts might be flawed. I studied it out of curiosity and tried to ignore all of the bias information and this is some of the most controversial information that I learned: Marijuana most likely not initially addictive. Like sex, it can be pleasent, and is often considered addictive. After a while your body begins to associate being high as normal so it will send signals requesting more. It is a fact that tobacco is more addictive although possibly less dangerous. This is not proven though. One reason this is believed is because Marijuana is often laced in a stronger, more addictive drug to keep the clients getting more from the dealer. That is a probable reason that many addicts move on to stronger drugs.

That is all I have to say. I'm not necessarily saying that i'm pro Marijuana leagalization, but I do belive that it would be less shady and less likely to be laced with another drug. If you found my definition to be at all helpful, please give me a thumbs up. : )

118. (Marijuana) (10↑, 16↓)
marijuana ciggys are natural, unlike tobacco ciggys, which have tar and rat poison added to them. marijuana:it grows outta the ground and is natural. tobacco:grow outta the ground and a bunch of s**t is added to it

Marijuana:If it grows outta the ground its good for you.

Author: don't give a f**k http://marijuana.urbanup.com/3850188
119. (Marijuana) (20↑, 31↓)
Just another mainstream drug, that mainly losers use. Losers being people who are so dissatisfied with their lives, that they have to be under the influence of something to be able to actually endure it. And instead of doing something to better themselves, they get high. Also very popular with angsty teenagers and immature adults. If that isn't a good enough reason NOT to smoke it, it also smells like shit.

"Hey guyzzzz lets smoke some Marijuana\!" "Yea because its SOOOOOO cool\!\!\!" "If you don't smoke weed ur soo lAME\!\!\!11\!"

Author: shanzormasteroftheuniverse http://marijuana.urbanup.com/4394468
120. (marijuana) (51↑, 64↓)
marijuana marijuana marijuana god damn i love marijuana - it get you high\! and we all know thats whats life is all about\! exclamation

"Smokeylagrieta i found your marijuana," "shut the fuck up bitch"

121. (marijuana) (3↑, 19↓)
An herb that ruins lives of people who had alot of potential of being successful in the game of life.

I wish that i've never smoked marijuana. Now that I'm grown up I can see how it has ruined my life.

122. (marijuana) (43↑, 61↓)
Alot of people in this place think that just because America legalizes weed, it will solve all the problems of the world. Did you ever think about laws passed on weed if it was legalized? If weed was legalized, Republican's and Democrats in the House and Senate would have a fall out on who could claim the plant. If the republicans win, Good Weed would be destroyed because corporations would hog all the product and sell us cheap shit while hustlin us, kinda fucked up right? but if the democrats got a hold of the plant and passed laws in favor of the poor farmers in the midwest, we could give them the seeds, they grow, bag and sell the product, then they contribute that money back to the poor class to be used for furthering the quality of the impoverished and bringing the poor out of the dark, then we build a giant wall or fence on the canadian and mexican borders, by which after we do all this, we increase sales and then start selling the product all across the world, thus creating a revitalization in the world economy and bringing about peace, unless your a foreign country with nuclear technology that hates us, then we might have to bomb you out of existence, im not sure, but thats my theory.

All of this and more if we can pass laws to protect the plant in the interests of the farmers, by which after we make these gradual changes, we can finally destroy the marijuana stamp act of 1937, so lets take over the government, turn it into an absolute monarchy without infringing on the constitution, just suspending the house and senate, pass the necessary laws, make our money, progress as a nation, build our fences, export our stuff to outer countries all over the world, and everything will be better, so whose with me?

123. (Marijuana) (10↑, 30↓)
Mexican cigarette brand.

Cop: Have you been smoking marijuana? You: Marijuana? What's that? Some kind of Mexican cigarette?

124. (marijuana) (4↑, 25↓)
A [drug] that is illegal for good reason-- it will ruin your life. The argument that you cannot be [addicted] to marijuana is [ridiculous]. Whether or not the body craves it, the mind craves it and the sense of calm it gives. Nobody's body is addicted to Warcraft, and yet how many guys do you see vegetating in front of their computers? Pot is, in no way or form, a "better alternative drug." The effects are especially severe on teenagers. Short term, marijuana has been proven to hinder the parts of the mind that control memory, attention, and learning. Long term, users are faced with [cancer], as well as lung, airway, and [immune system] damage. Weed causes as much harm as cocaine, heroin, and alcohol. For illegal drugs in general, any happiness gained is completely [artificial]. Would you rather have real emotions from real experiences that you've been through in real life or fake emotions from [chemicals] messing with your brain? Pot negatively affects family relationships, school performance, and everyday activities, and will destroy hope of a future with a decent job. There are, however, both in-patient and out-patient programs that can help marijuana-addicts regain normal lives. Bimbos of the world are working to legalize marijuana. Please, if you are one of these people, channel your efforts towards more useful causes, such as poverty relief or education in Third World countries-- Earth would be a much better place.

Olivia: Your breath smells like marijuana. Again. You know what I've told you about that. Steve: I don't fucking care, you fucking brat. O: Look at the time. Five in the morning. You're ruining your life. Heck, you don't even go to school anymore. S: Leave me alone. O: Look, I'm saying this because I'm your sister and I care about you. (Olivia starts crying.) You can still stop this, with help. Please, Steve. S: (screaming now) Shut the fuck up\! (Dad is alerted.) Dad: (screaming from his room upstairs) Two fucking hours ago you said you'd be home\! S: Whatever. (under his breath) [Faggot]. (Dad comes down and takes in son warily) D: Get your act together, I'm going to sleep. (He pauses then speaks with icy carefulness) If you steal my car again, I'm calling the police. I won't mention you're my son, because you'll have been [disowned]. S: Dad... (Dad goes into his room and slams door. Steve starts to cry. Olivia puts a hand on his shoulder) O: You can still get help. (Steve pulls away and retreats to his room)

125. (marijuana) (3↑, 27↓)
Marijuana is a "drug" for middle-schoolers,which they are first introduced to right after alcohol.The majority of people over the age of 13 move on to less pussified substances such as cocaine or prescription drugs,or crystal meth if you really have the balls to.The majority of adults who do use marijuana are either black or Michael Phelps.

[dope][pot][weed][shit][mary jane][reefer][marijuana]

Author: PurpleHazeDragon http://marijuana.urbanup.com/4323205
126. (marijuana) (3↑, 27↓)
A drug coming from the cannibas plant. When smoked or injected, it alters the state of the user's mind, producing a drug high. Marijuana is illegal in the United States and many other countries. There are benefits (relaxed state of mind, greater appreciation of the world, introspection) and drawbacks (health complications, legality, psychological damage over a long period of use, stress on friends and family, later drug abuse problems). Contrary to popular belief it is possible to become addicted and overdose on THC, and long term use will eventually lead to psychological and health problems in the user. Marijuana is frequently used by teenagers who eventually become hooked and have a hard time stopping, and can be a gateway to drugs like [cocaine]. Some users also develop alcohol problems. Marijuana is the most commonly used drug in the world. Marijuana can be smoked from a [pipe] or [bong], or rolled into [blunt]s. A far less common method of use is through injection. When mixed with alcohol, marijuana produces a drink called a [green dragon].

Marijuana made John feel happy and relaxed but after a while it became hard for him to stop using it.

127. (Marijuana) (26↑, 51↓)
Ever notice how most of these entries are written by people who don't even know how to SPELL the drug they're using? Anyways, marijuana is an extremely stupid drug to be using; it kills your brain cells, rots your teeth, makes your eyes bloodshot, and makes you look like a complete idiot while you're walking in slow-mo "appreciating the beauty" of the gum stuck in the cracks in the sidewalks. If you really want to be in such a state of amazement and philosophy, why not sit down and THINK; use those brain cells instead of killing them off. No brain cells = no judgment. Who cares if you can think of everything while you're high if you don't have enough brain cells to be able to think anything INTELLIGENT? Sure, sure; alcohol is bad, so is smoking, blah blah. No duh, people have been fighting against those for years as well as your "herb." Overall, I'd rather be sitting on my porch with a dignified cigarette than "chilin in ma ma's baismint smellin' liek a stabel n takin a trip threw da univurse."

Marijuana smoker: umg im liek so hi i cnt evin tiep lollll. zomg wtf wuz dat? olol it wuz jus mi homie xDDdddd umg so war shud wee hung ot ltr/ u shud tri sum o dis its insain n ino ur mi lttl sista bt u ned 2 expeerins dis stf urly yno///?

128. (Marijuana) (15↑, 41↓)
1. An illegal drug whether potheads admit it or not. 2. A drug that hinders users' abilities to spell even the most basic words in urban dictionary definitions i.e. alcahol for alcohol, cuz for because. 3. A drug that motivates its users to write nonsensical rambling definitions of the drug on certain dictionary sites. 4. A substance that makes users too inept to be able to make a logical argument for the legalization of the drug other than "the man is trying to keep us down man."

"Hey man, why did you flunk out of school?" "Oh, because I was too busy smoking marijuana."

129. (Marijuana) (26↑, 52↓)
One of the reasons why southern California is such a shithole. It is a gateway drug, dont believe a stoner telling you it isnt. Can cause amotivational syndrome in a lot of people who smoke a lot. You may ignore the social ladder, but it wont ignore you. It hinders your memory. (during and after useage) An overrated drug that is cool to do when you are in your early 20s for experimentation purposes, but should hope to not be doing by the time you have children. Less than 1% of the population smokes it for a reason. It does cause emphysema if used chronically. It doesnt kill you, but there are many more things in life that it may prevent you from exploring. Most people shouldnt be doing drugs unless they are experimenting or need them for medical purposes. Possession charge on your record is not worth it. It is illegal and most likely will be for your lifetime. It is not JUST economics. There are good reasons why it is regulated WORLDWIDE. Leave it subculture. Learn to enjoy life with some exercise, protected sex, coffee, and an occasional alcoholic beverage. It isnt so bad. People arent perfect and marijuana isnt going to fix the problems of society (neither is lsd...although dont we all wish).

Dude 1: Yo friend everybody should smoke marijuana and wed all barter and live happily as one love. Friend 1: No dude I dont think so. Dude 1: You're a hater. Friend 2: No dude, you are high and incapable of making great decisions. Maybe you should try some coke and see where that gets you.

130. (Marijuana) (56↑, 93↓)
Marijuana; n. The one and only most evil thing in the world. Every year, millions of people die from smoking marijuana (also commonly known as weed, pot, hash, etc.) and it is an abomonation to the likes of mankind. If you smoke it, you are related to Hitler and might as well go kill some Jews. And let's throw in some niggers too.

"Omg dude i got so high last weekend from smoking this awesome marijuana" -pothead1 "Yeah dude, you might wanna be careful, that'll kill you. You know what else? If people aren't catching the sarcasm, than I certainly hope they are now" -pothead2

131. (marijuana) (27↑, 68↓)
the first step on the road to drugs. roll it up and smoke it good. also, the crystals left behind by the making of a [joint] can make you high if you lick them.

marijuana: the cause and solution to all of life's problems.

Author: The Mr Needles Experience http://marijuana.urbanup.com/2322259
132. (marijuana) (11↑, 55↓)
1. a "drug" if you smoke it. 2. food if you could eat it.

marijuana with the THC seems a thing heard of many chemicals involved with natural brain activity, eat it like a food for sustaining naturally high capability, concentrate healthy improvements while subtracting harmful side effects just by eating the vegetable instead of smoking it. their low school did not teach you but know sane science you eat your vegetables, tobacco now if anything has chemicals while they increase garlic's that you wouldn't want to eat unless mixed with other food, then they ban garlic, then streets sells crystal caffeine for smoking then coca cola soda needs another stimulant once again. bottom line is that when jesus was quoted as saying "i am the alpha to the omega", it meant things like we are Hydrogen before and after to advance us well beyond their lowly smoky hoards of crude oil, Hydrogen then steams refined meaning of |smoking| from a hemp soup. Jesus meant alpha\marijuanaomega or before\marijuanaafter from the time monkey men for millions ate a plant then few hundred or thousand now dumb monkey men smoke vegetables, then when civilized figuring it all out we can smoke affordably and legally enough marijuana or tobacco or the like not to need to smoke it. A late 'System of a Down' song was singing about "eat all the grass that you want, accidents happen in the dark" they are deep of their truth be then known to the ignorant..

133. (Marijuana) (35↑, 79↓)
An ironically unique plant often grown on college campuses and comes in many forms. Widely grown for "recreational purposes", it is a substance which you know the [D.A.R.E] officer told you not to smoke. Just call it herbal incense, yeah, there you go. *See Nelai's definition for greater expanse.* Referred to as a gateway drug; why, because it has a buzz that just pales in comparison to other stuff of its effects. I could see why people like it, but it isn't worth your time, people. (Also called [hemp])

A verdant, jagged-edged plant in which [pusher]s and users collect the leaves/[bud]s from to grind into smokable form, can also be eaten (not tasty).

134. (Marijuana) (29↑, 77↓)
1) A drug containing THC. 2) What high school kids try to pass off as a "hardcore drug"...You aren't a drug addict or a real user if you do the weakest recreational drug out there. Even chronic/dro isn't up to level with cocaine, heroin, crack, LSD, Angeldust etc.

High Schooler - Yo, I'm a druggie, I do marijuana all the time. John - Dude, weed is a joke compared to real drugs.

135. (marijuana) (23↑, 79↓)
Slang for cannabis. Not the best thing to do.

Marijuana is bad, m'kay?

136. (Marijuana) (19↑, 76↓)
stuff that gets you in deep deep shit with your girl/boy friend

samantha: what are you doing? nick: nothing\! samantha: you smoke\!? (ending 1) samantha: you smoke\!? omg can i have some\! (ending 2) samantha: you smoke\!? nick: yes... marijuana in fact white rhino you want some? *SLAP* no i dont really smoke im 13

137. (Marijuana) (74↑, 137↓)
(DONT DO DRUGS) Save It For Me

I JuSt GoT DoNe SmOkIn A FaT AsS BlUnT YaH YaH

138. (marijuana) (14↑, 102↓)
satan's gift to living life forms.

that was some high quality marijuana broski\!

139. (Marijuana) (47↑, 153↓)
An herb which is bad, because it's illegal (And it is illegal because it's bad).

Average Joe: "Y'know, a lot of scientists are saying that marijuana can slow cancer growth and causes less problems than alcohol..." DEA Representative: "Well you see, those scientists are probably jew-loving, faggot, pinko, terrorists who hate America and freedom."

Author: Ayabowlah Khomeni http://marijuana.urbanup.com/3564349
140. (marijuana) (53↑, 160↓)
a very stupid excuse for boredom. also another word for coward which are the majority of the people who use this site which will give this definition a thumbs down.

hi i'm a coward i smoke marijuana

141. (marijuana) (43↑, 159↓)
meh-rih-wah-nuh meh-ree-wah-nah meh-rih-joo-wah-nuh An illegal substance that is smokeable. There are all kinds of names for this word, which are used all the time referring to it (a LOT of'em are my terms for marijuana): *Weed *Pot *Bud *Buddha *AK-47 *Stuff (my term for it; also "The Stuff") *Dooby *Scooby Doo *Blunt *Shit *Puff *Puffer *Puff-Daddy *Peacemaker *Greens *Blow (also a term for cocaine) *Tokey-Toke *Toker-Upper *Nature *Peacepipe (usually used for native american types) *Pipe (depends greatly, although unfortunately a lot of pipes contain marijuana) *Pick-Me-Up *Calm-Down ......and MANY more terms.

"I don't smoke marijuana, especially ever since the first time I got ripped in early May 2002. It fucks with one's mind...I don't need that." -me

142. (marijuana) (27↑, 148↓)
A type of box used for storing wet towels and wood drys stuff like shit

man that marijuana dried the shit out of my towel

143. (marijuana) (61↑, 198↓)
A word that apparently brings the viewers of UrbanDictionary.com out to speak their views of marijuana, only to have it littered with spelling mistakes. Marijuana does just that to people: makes them completely retarded.

Man: lol i liek da pawt itz tha bezt n shyt Me: what a fucking moron, lay off the marijuana stoner.

144. (marijuana) (27↑, 182↓)
a drug that can't kill you but is known as the gateway drug. you get tired of the weed high so you go to coke, herione etc. also not all natural stuff is good for you. what about snake venom?? that can fucking kill you and its all natural. anyone who had the least bit knowledge in their head would know that weed is the dumbest thing you can do. because you can get addicted to weed. very easily. so all of you guys that do weed and thinks its cool and shit. you are a bunch of fucking dumbasses. end of question. ill counter any example you give me.

my cousin last night got arrested for smoking marijuana.

145. (marijuana) (35↑, 201↓)
Marijuana is a hallucinogenic drug, the 'merits' of which are advertised solely by sad old [hippy relics] who try desperately to validate their pathetic excuse for a 'lifestyle', and their offspring, who just plain don't know any better.

"I smoked a bowl and spent the night listening to Floyd" -Some hippy's idea of a 'progressive' lifestyle- smoking marijuana and listening to music that's over thirty years old.

146. (marijuana) (56↑, 224↓)
MariJuana is bad M'kay

Mr, Makey; marijuana is bad M'kay

147. (marijuana) (98↑, 314↓)
It's a green plant that you can use for...uh...um....what were we talking about again?

Marijuana is all-natural. Then again, so is arsenic and monkey dung.

148. (marijuana) (82↑, 332↓)
1. n. A potent depressiv that makes you feel all light and happy, but even that won't save you from the beating the cops/your mother's about to give you. 2. n. A word that people think that if they prasie on the internet, even though they themself have never used, let alone see it (excluding that funny man who smokes it in front of BK), will make them an automatic [cool person]

1. "Ok, we're really stoned from all that marijuana, so just drvie at 5 mph so we don;t attract any attention" 2. I'm gonna be l33t cuz 1 pr41z3D a dr(_)6\! L0l\! 3. I ahve a feeling thsi one definition on marijuana will be deleted very soon by a 'pothead' nerd.

149. (Marijuana) (62↑, 395↓)
Contrary to populour belief, Marijuana Smoked out of a bong,popcan,OJ bottle, joint, blunt, is about 5 times harder on your lungs. . . And its not legal because it would just be another problem... Most people that care to smoke it, have been shitted on by the common community and want to be "cool" so they go smoke marijuana.

Normal Kid: Marijuana Kills, worse then ciggaretes, why u smoke it? Poser dumbass: Pot is COMPLETELY HARMLESS and i'm not at risk AT ALL, And my main homie niggas from east side smoke it.

150. (marijuana) (57↑, 403↓)
It is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you'll die.

"Hey guys, I want to get high, let's go smoke some marijuana\!"

151. (marijuana) (231↑, 894↓)
I'll bite; marijuana is overrated and also it makes your teeth yucky. Marijuana smokers scream until they're blue in the face that it's never killed anybody, while writing off as coincidence that regular marijuana smokers get lung cancer almost as often as their nicotine-addicted counterparts. Or that marijuana shows up in the blood of those who cause fatal traffic accidents almost as often as alcohol. The over-all death rate is relatively low precisely because marijuana usage is relatively low, but that will change fast if we put marijuana into corner stores as the senators recommend. The world's biggest tobacco companies have already trademarked brand names like "Acapulco Gold" so if any country ever legalises marijuana, they can move fast to get packs of 20 "Acapulco Golds" into the supermarkets next to the bananas, or to lace existing tobacco brands with subliminal levels of marijuana. Intresting though, when you mention this to the marijuana user they always try to change the subject "Hey what about alcohol, what about smokes? I WANTS TO GET HIGH BROTHA, LET'S GET RETARDED BRO\!\!\!" I'm not really concerned with what you do but it should be common sense to just say 'no'.

"Marijuana blows goats."

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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